The Angel and An Impasse Adam continues the tradition of not being prepared, Leslie has a strategy to turn money into compost, Edward has to make a choice, Adam is still triggered by our Anniversary dinner that caused him to throw up ramps. Adam has turned Leslie into one of his hill, or holler folk, Bella’s parents are seriously the worst, YA audiences have low expectations, and wanting someone’s snack is not a good enough reason for a conflict. Adam's Notes Leslie writes sh

Too Much Dairy We continue the debate that has raged for decades: the culinary acceptability of cheddar cheese paired with marinara, James is finally impressing Adam with his skills, we debate if Scottsdale and Phoenix are really interchangeable. Leslie discloses her survival plans, Adam really shines during a crisis, when you focus on the good, you see more good in the world, Jacob really isn’t in this book or movie, Adam continues his Eagles kick. Adam's Notes People grow,

Phone Call and Hide-and-Seek Longest intro ever, we try to figure out how to end the twilight misery, the men are called to take care of business, Adam explains how this is a T1000 situation, we reminisce about how we procured our first kittens, Bella doesn’t die—spoiler alert! We take it easy right into the discovery that Adam loves the Eagles. Adam's Notes Villains are introduced very very late, leslie does the thing that gets our cocks hard, an orange one and a gray one, i

Impatience We get a peek inside one of Leslie’s daily ridiculous phone calls with her family, Adam flips the script, one things is for sure, we delve into the big reasons that we are NOT keeping these kittens, Leslie raises everyone up a level. Adam shares a very sad tale about correcting a teacher, Edward has been a 7th wheel for almost a century, We go on a philosophical tangent about addiction and suicide, Adam offers a better plan to protect Bella, Kylo is still the best,

Concrete Escape Plans Adam gives Leslie yawning lessons, Adam was really into this scene, Leslie’s mom made a mistake when she taught her about the birds and the bees which traumatized her neighbor. Charlie does a great job in this scene, flat screens were a splurge and a big deal in 2009, there is too much rubbing for Louis L’Amour’s taste, Edward’s lumping around again. Adam's Notes Leslie yawns loudly, i get confused because you’re older than me, we get an anticlimactic ph

Goodbyes We go deep into the early days of Adam and Leslie’s relationship, Leslie makes a connection between a skinhead skater she knew and a ramrod, driving to Phoenix from Forks is not anything a 17 year-old should be allowed to do, Jules can’t even order fries. James’s motivation continues to be super weak. Adam shares a story about his ideal sick day at home after throwing up orange juice, family mythology surrounding divorce circumstances can lead to harsh words and brok

The Game Redux Adam can’t get his boing right, Leslie was sun dumb, we go deep into our respective relationships with Fred Rogers, Jasper's character finally gets a moment to shine, we have a lot of issues with this baseball game and Bella’s participation. Twenty years have passed since Marty’s birthday party, we look up the details of the Lorena Bobbit incident, short sentences are preferable, this story needs to try harder. Adam's Notes Caffeine’s a drug, Leslie’s sun dumb,

The Hunt Adam reveals how a man thrives, eating oysters is like flipping a coin, David Dobrik gives Adam gang nightmares, vamps in GORE-TEX are giving away too much, we introduce the wonderful sounds of Krispy Kreme, Leslie is disappointed by the lasting power of Stargate, this "Yeah kay, Bud" is not for Adam. . Adam's Notes I got a threenie joke that gets derailed, 1200 mph does not leave a footprint, best neighbors ever, the pale-faced man proselytizes to the vamps, this so

Cameos and Camoflague Adam’s innocent YouTube search starts some trouble, Leslie recounts a surprising story about a ripped crackhead, our ignorance about drugs is revealed, we talk about our favorite smells, Leslie attempts to explain how these episodes are decided, Leslie plans to make the best cameo in the film adaptation of her book. Charlie is not a great cop, Phil is not a great baseball player, we get to a sexy tension part, Uncle Barry almost started a photography car

The Game Adam’s mustache ride experiences technical difficulties, Leslie’s Apple Watch was targeted by Adobe, Adam suggests that the Cullens should have played a game of polite chicken, Adam gets a point for listening, case due is not the same as K. Stew. Adam proposes a theory about why Edward could leave his window open, we wonder how Edward makes semen, poop blankets protect you from cockatiel poop, we create some pod magic, Adam sheds light in the complexities of wire wor