Phenomenon Adam doesn't know basic biology, we call on Dr. Dawn to weigh in, we unpack why women get excited over mystery and being ignored. In high school, Leslie was a weirdo trapped in a cheerleader body, Adam lists all of Leslie's friends by name, we go back in time to 19 years ago this week when Adam was wooing Leslie, we don't know who Sadie Hawkins is, we go on a Karate Kid tangent, men with self-control are very sexy, Bella and Edward are going on a date. Adam's Notes
Phenomenon Lexi Smelch brings some things to our attention, the history of "good enough for government work," Leslie does some math to find out Forks' actual diversity, La Croy or La Quah. We explore Adam's genes and his hatred of his name, Moe Welch would not be married to Leslie, we get a peek inside the terrorscape of Leslie's imagination, Leslie points out an issue with the timeline of the movie and discovers she should have been running ops for the CIA. Adam knows all th
Chekhov’s Gun We have a special guest, this is one of Leslie’s favorite chapters, Adam could easily stop a car with his obesity, Adam considered giving Paula Deen just the tip of his butter stick. We go deep into Mere’s biggest regret from her modeling phase, Bella gets a spine, Adam shares his rapture freak out moments from his childhood, we end on a Grateful Dead tangent. Adam's Notes: A ha-choo ruins a transition, Chekov’s gun is relevant, morbid obesity, does just the cli
Forks in the Road Adam totally misinterprets what's in the little bottles that the Forks gave away, the diversity in Forks comes into question, morbid obesity is all relative. Charlie goes for an early morning tire run, Bella is good at slipping on ice, being breathy is not good acting, Leslie is all about snuba when she’s on the land, we discover a funny nuance in the background of a scene, there’s a season 3 suggestion, the movie says that girls can science good. Adam's Not
Open Book Adam doesn’t remember the Moonlight Gambler, Leslie slips into her Toledo accent too many times, we go deep into step-dad talk which ends uncomfortably, Adam gets a point, Italians and Brits name their kids Gerald, we find out what it sounds like when middle aged authors use pop culture quotes from their own teen years, there really is a Thriftway in Forks, small towns really don’t like strangers, Edward is back and his voice is musical, girls can’t science, laughin
Precious Cactus & Wings We start with a family howl, but bunny isn’t cooperating, Adam makes Leslie jumbly bumbly, Adam insists on showing Leslie pictures of old hockey players, we tell the story about the Amish phone scandal on the crystal hunting farm. Adam pimps our friend Jay’s meat company, there are issues with clutch instructions from Jacob, another crazy story about Leslie’s bizarre childhood, everyone has a old pickup truck story, rock star parking, being the new ki
First Sight Site Adam describes eyelet lace and has issues with his keyboard, we delve into problems with Bella’s “adultness.” We get some details on dads, Adam educates us on how they modify cop cars, everyone has an “old truck with a hole in the floor” experience, we get some diversity, more car talk, we negotiate the rules about ugly people in movies, Edward and his velvet voice are introduced.
Off to a GREAT Start Season 2 begins! Leslie fails to keep Adam on task. We’re already off to a horrible start. Madison from Sirius XM becomes Leslie’s inspiration. Adam practices his Coors commercial voice. We get deeper into Leslie’s DNA. Black tea is delicious. Problems with performance anxiety for Season 2. We finally figure out what the hell we’re doing.