Find Johnny Somebody to Love Adam educates us on the “Magical Negro” trope, Old Jess gets sick, Adam’s crazy re-naming of characters creates a whole new storyline, we finally get an info dump to fill in Johnny’s backstory, Leslie finally gets sick of Adam’s ridiculousness, faro vs. farina, celebrities look weird in real life, Leslie gets some respect for Laura Dern, Adam gives himself a point, and it’s almost impossible to drive the last point of this chapter home. Adam's Not

We break the heat-o-meter Leslie has an idea for a romance novel, Adam wins “kiss your mom chicken” and grosses everyone out, another Pretty Woman connection, we discover the most-ignored erogenous zone, thanking is highly sexy, we have another un-official sponsor, we solve healthcare, Leslie needs a roux suitcase when she goes to her brother’s wedding, we have a real recording of our favorite catchphrase, and Adam still has no idea who Malcolm is. Adam's Notes Lawn Al Jureau

Smoking and Watching Adam makes some out-of-this-world predictions for the last few chapters, we wonder where "it" is since it's neither here nor there, Trumane Benedict is a new character that Adam invents when he can't remember Malcolm's name, Johnny is smoking cigars and watching Nevada, Harold Stroud makes another cameo, the mechanics of cantering, and don't ever take a woman's ice cream. Adam's Notes Know-nothing stupid man, star bondage is the sequel, haught is the pref

In each episode, Leslie teaches her husband how to be a romance hero by describing a single chapter of the bodice-ripper Silken Bondage. Terrace Trash We go deep inside the class wars of dinner vs. supper, always assume Adam’s boxers are dirty, Johnny starts to get jealous, Nan thinks Johnny is an animal, the chapter treads into dark territory that really upsets Leslie, Johnny’s sexual stamina is called into question, rape as a plot device needs to stop, this episode is not o

The Fashion Episode Leslie tests out a new intro to help new listeners, Adam gives us a lesson on the history of Oregon, wedding planning ramps up, we learn about Miss Annabelle’s fantasies about King Cassidy and Leslie’s fantasies about Keanu, Adam evaluates Johnny’s personal style, Caitlyn does not want to be a guest on our show, Leslie breaks some news about BJ Jones. Adam's Notes A failed intro, Bunny digs a hole in the blankets, listen better, don’t-care-feels-good as a

Gaslighting We start off on a Back to the Beach tangent, “Yeah Dawg” ascends to the next level of obnoxiousness, Adam is late for a meeting and is also awesome at acting, there’s no time for a madcap night on the town, Johnny causes an astronomical phenomenon and surprises everyone, and Leslie and Johnny have a sleeping habit in common. Adam's Notes I am Frankie Avalon, how hott is Johnny Roulette, madcap, Adam is not a real man, electricity, sometimes there’s a spinner, a po

3-2-1 Contact! Leslie doesn’t feel safe at home, Adam’s special things are lost, you need to lock the door during an active shooter drill, Nan sucks at knowing when the seasons are, the infamous Greyhound Bus story, when it’s hot, you gotta get half-naked and take a nap, hats were the order of the day, Johnny invents sexy male shorts, Nan tries to make sweaty boobs and damp groins sexy, Adam’s butthole gets a theme song. Adam's Notes Listen better, disabled is the preferred n

Guido Shot First We discover the secret to slowing down life, Americans are totally ripped off when it comes to nap time, Leslie considers taking out a Craigslist ad, Adam is basically as famous as Philip Baker Hall, Having Showtime in the 80s forced Leslie into being a European Vacation person, Leslie screws up her Star Wars joke, Nan might not have all the best words, and Adam had all the best pipes in the late 90s. Adam's Notes Blouzy vs. blousy, Leslie has the wrong [poop

Thank You, AL! Things are back to normal after the Freaky Friday disaster, Google alerts for chest hair are surprising, hick locals butcher the names of their towns, we get a little too personal with pregnancy facts, solid gold quote time, Adam shares the story behind sarcastic thanking with Uncle Rico and Slingblade, how OCR creates typos from books that were written in the 80s, Johnny puts on quite an outfit, Leslie doesn’t know when cars came out, and Johnny continues to

Freaky Friday! Adam and Leslie trade places for this very special episode. Adam bro-mansplains chapter 29 while Leslie takes over on sound effects. Leslie's Notes There are adverbs-a-plenty, sound effects are fun, taking notes is hard. Lady Ashley could have married Johnny to avoid all this craziness, Adam will not pronounce garçonnière, damn cubed, Nan wrote a Casablanca rip off.