The Tables Turn Johnny did a great job designing the dress, Nevada doesn’t know about Guy Fawkes, Nan drops some serious advice for not letting people know you’re dumb, Adam considers going on the road for a one man show, bosoms and bodices are back, Nevada meeting Queen Victoria is similar to Adam meeting the Captain of the Norwegian Breakaway, Johnny and Nevada make the papers, the tables turn. Adam's Notes Thank you Nan (for adverbs?), been awhile since we’ve had a bosom,

What does Guy Fawkes Say? Apologies to anyone driving when they first heard the air horn sound effect, Adam is really interested in Nan’s sexual fantasies, we analyze Al and Peg Bundy for waaay too long, spinning wheel confusion, the big game is almost here. Adam's Notes Getting Nan Ryan’s agent’s phone number, the Bundys as epitome of 80s gross couples, listen better, we figure out what the Fawkes says, forceful jerking, everybody’s trying to get by, violence is not sexy, I

Seeking Warmth Leslie creates a new word, there are sentences you can go ahead and edit out, Nevada has a nightmare and crawls in bed with Johnny, Adam still struggles with his sound effects, we get more info on Nan’s chest hair obsession, angles of penetration--church style vs. human style, Nevada crawls in bed with Johnny, we find the worst sentence in the entire book, the word buttocks is a trigger word for Adam. Adam's Notes Leslie creates a word (the word is vigual), he’

A Sweet, Impossible Dream Our former selves were so stupid, we have a listener!, the sound effects system is a failure, office fart and poop strategy, Nevada asks King to take her to see a brothel, bald-shaming men, can’t leave an 18 year old girl alone in the 1800s to take Miss Annabelle to the hospital, King and Miss Annabelle’s love connection is still blocked. Adam's Notes Brothels, she sucks men off for money. #baldshaming