Adam Discovers his Porn Name Disclaimer: This book has some scandalous themes, we need an intern, 9-year-old Adam wants the dynamite, musicians love 17 year olds, Adam totally remembers Harper Neeley, Adam discovers his porn name, we have a job for Bill Murray. Adam's Notes A fair duh core means “a love affair,” i get 5 points….., them Duke boys can’t use dynamite on their arrows every time otherwise it gets boring, i’m gonna have to look up what a nudist magazine is, we keep
Monogamy YouTube really put a wrench in Adam’s sound effects game, Adam doesn’t like Anniston Alabama, the Toledo food test market is a dream, we find a Downton Abbey connection, Leslie invents a new line of greeting cards, Adam decides which Uncle Jesse he would be, big, bad peckers take Leslie off-guard, no one needs to go for hours and hours, Adam considers hiring out for foreplay. Adam's Notes All of my sound effects are gone, regular tacos are so 2000s, leslie’s gonna be
Who is Janice? Leslie tries a new intro, we investigate the juice coke and pop loop, Leslie reveals her trick to tell left from right, Penn State is the soda pop divide, Adam misses Nan, Leslie tries to get into the book, Adam still doesn’t know who anyone is—not even Janice. Adam's Notes Two months in the thatchet, every liquid is a juice, I like a pop but not a pop person, it’s been a month since we’ve talked to people, gonna find the rippin’ and the tearin’, i don’t know w
That's not a Rooster! Leslie’s learning new Chilean slang, Adam’s meeting invitation is NSFW, we have a clumsy character, we’re still trying to figure out the year, we wander down the cousin path, clumsy girls and horses might not be the best idea, Linda Howard’s writing strategy is revealed, Russell Brand may or may not be too annoying for Leslie. Adam's Notes Chalupas are swollen balls, everything’s black, cousins span distance, jessica and wendy are 2nd cousins, jason moan
Deep in the Thatch We discuss the pros and cons of marrying a younger woman, Adam’s sex ed lessons continue and he plans his marriage to a 32 year old, bustin’ versus bursting cherries, we’re still talking about this book, we have a thatch, we discover a new genre of romance, Adam may start his writing career. Adam's Notes Hulk Hogan’s catch phrase is ‘i’m the hulk’, blackberries out of the thicket are delectable, 30 year-olds can’t have children.
Breaking the Hymen A lot of hymen and 123 High Street talk and Adam is very confused as we talk about various sex things in the inaugural 3rd season episode. We have a plan. Leslie asks the wrong opening question about 1996. There are many eras to Adam’s college days. We discuss the correct pronunciation of Wilkes-Barre. We get into the introduction. Leslie is a Bev Beaver Believer, but is Adam? We have a sex ed class for Adam and run out of time. Adam's Notes Big Milk makes