Epilogue We have a very special guest who can answer all of Adam’s questions about biology, we get some insights about another Nan Ryan book and discover some sexual similarities, we explore two possible titles for season 3, clit alerts on the first page are a good sign, Adam doesn’t understand why women like what they like. We ponder the entire romance genre including heat levels from sweet to hard core bangin, Adam rejects His Abiding Shame, sticky pages in nasty books, moi

The End Adam’s boing needs viagra, teenagers watch house hunters, we have a Pointer Sisters moment which segues into a depressing sidebar about the expansion of the Universe, Bella is really dumb in the book, Adam keeps trying to make Broi happen, Mickey Mouse voice man is more tenacious than Adam, no one wants to see Adam’s Yard-O-Beef. We share what to do when a homeless man gives you dumpster ham. Kitten rescue can be a really dirty fiasco, Leslie got some life points, Bel

Beets Trigger alert: if you suffer from misophonia, skip the first minute of this episode. We start off with a beet tangent, Leslie shares her vampire strategy, Bella teaches us what not to do with a puncture wound, shock overpowers what you know, we speculate about how vamps taste. We really miss Tony Scott, Adam makes a good point about the fire the vamps build to burn James, Edward can’t stop sucking, Bella’s codependency grates on everyone, Adam outlines the rules for mon