Splitting Hairs Adam doesn’t want your book recommendations, Miss Annabelle is basically Adam’s grandmother, how we say vase and caramel,...

Johnny, Get Your Brush How Adam might be responsible for the high percentage of pregnancies at his high school, introducing Miss...

Cougar Cruise Adam quotes Boogie Nights, Nan Ryan traveled into the future to model Johnny Roulette after Adam, Water Always Wins (WAW),...

Silver Slipper Pygmalion and Pretty Woman parallels in Silken Bondage, Richard Gere is a nice man, the implausibility of wild horses on...

Sack of potatoes Adam has points to spare, waiting for Johnny to come back, Nevada gets ready for her night shift, stifling cries with...

Money on the nightstand Poll results are in, Adam completely forgets what happened in chapter six, the cause of Johnny's tooth ache is...

Don’t say darling or sweetheart Listen better, Adam wants to be more romantic, geoduck culinary preparations, warning bells are the best...

Geoducks Too much singing, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, born and raised on the river, obsessive cruise video...

Full Sensual Lips Listen better, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, Johnny didn’t eat, only two people in the room,...