Splitting Hairs Adam doesn’t want your book recommendations, Miss Annabelle is basically Adam’s grandmother, how we say vase and caramel, fat equals obnoxious and bad, Leslie hates “splitting hairs,” Adam tries to do a Gutterballs cross-over, education in the 1800’s. Adam's Notes Sirens of Titan ruins other books, depraved or deprived, Gram’s gotta do some craftin’, body shaming, and rote memorization school assembly lines. #tropes #bodyshaming #Vonnegut

Johnny, Get Your Brush How Adam might be responsible for the high percentage of pregnancies at his high school, introducing Miss Annabelle--the well-mannered spinster, Leslie pities the fool who would tries to mess with her, why J. Catfood is an a-hole, women’s bathing rituals and hair styles, ratting hair, Homeland season 6 spoilers, Adam's Notes A book full of boats, a little competition, gettin’ gutshot is the worst, ratting hair, the logistics of shoving cash in a jacket

Cougar Cruise Adam quotes Boogie Nights, Nan Ryan traveled into the future to model Johnny Roulette after Adam, Water Always Wins (WAW), women are like hoover vacuums, Nevada’s table manners, hookers vs. whores, dunkin’ biscuits in coffee, Nevada finds her spunk, reminiscing about spanking in school, chest hair abuse, Nevada goes on a shopping spree. Adam's Notes Adam’s gonna be nice, c-pap shootin’ migs, Leslie’s gonna go on the Cougar Cage Sex Boat, cougars are mountain lio

Silver Slipper Pygmalion and Pretty Woman parallels in Silken Bondage, Richard Gere is a nice man, the implausibility of wild horses on Rodanthe, Adam was born and raised on the pond, the Kong of crawfish, introducing Blair Crook, Adam's questionable shopping habits, how women were treated in the 1800s. Adam's Notes Julia Roberts loves Rick, the beautiful horses didn’t get hit by cars, crawdaddy ethics, the trustworthy name of Blair Crook, the privilege of shoving shit in you

Sack of potatoes Adam has points to spare, waiting for Johnny to come back, Nevada gets ready for her night shift, stifling cries with bedding, musk on the pillow, Johnny’s track record on the Gambler, Adam still doesn’t know what went down in chapter six, Grease moment, Johnny seeks a dentist, how masochists have oral surgery, Johnny comes back. Adam's Notes Whore masks, tit chats, shave my penis hair, grabbing pocket hard tack, the definition of international water, women l

Money on the nightstand Poll results are in, Adam completely forgets what happened in chapter six, the cause of Johnny's tooth ache is revealed, reliable meter sticks of virginity, Leslie works on reading in Johnny's voice, shoving gold eagles down pants. Adam's Notes Be drunk, have a nice suite (sweet), listen better, make sure women aren’t “ride ‘em cowboy”, intercourse with your wife is the hottest shit, damning hides and eternal perditions, treat women like shit, never lo

Don’t say darling or sweetheart Listen better, Adam wants to be more romantic, geoduck culinary preparations, warning bells are the best bells to hear to avoid crispy chest hairs, how to free a breast, slowing down the hardening, don’t say sweetheart or darlin’, J.K. Ro-ling, Adam seeks a new career as a romance novelist, comparing vagina notes. #mustaches #chesthair #geoduck #nipslips

Geoducks Too much singing, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, born and raised on the river, obsessive cruise video watching, the love trope, the Love Boat, calling all the podcasts, still fully clothed, cranking up heat-o-meter to 3.5, holding breath, razor quality in 1895, hooded eyes, fruit and water, Johnny didn’t eat, only two people in the room, listen better, “love me, baby.” #geoduck #singing #futurepodcastideas #fruitandwater

Full Sensual Lips Listen better, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, Johnny didn’t eat, only two people in the room, “love me, baby”, geoducks and tongues down mouths. #lips #geoduck