Cougar Cruise Adam quotes Boogie Nights, Nan Ryan traveled into the future to model Johnny Roulette after Adam, Water Always Wins (WAW), women are like hoover vacuums, Nevada’s table manners, hookers vs. whores, dunkin’ biscuits in coffee, Nevada finds her spunk, reminiscing about spanking in school, chest hair abuse, Nevada goes on a shopping spree. Adam's Notes Adam’s gonna be nice, c-pap shootin’ migs, Leslie’s gonna go on the Cougar Cage Sex Boat, cougars are mountain lio

Don’t say darling or sweetheart Listen better, Adam wants to be more romantic, geoduck culinary preparations, warning bells are the best bells to hear to avoid crispy chest hairs, how to free a breast, slowing down the hardening, don’t say sweetheart or darlin’, J.K. Ro-ling, Adam seeks a new career as a romance novelist, comparing vagina notes. #mustaches #chesthair #geoduck #nipslips

Johnny Roulette In this first episode, we meet Johnny Roulette. Adam and Leslie discuss the titillation of potential nipslips, Devil-make-hair, how to be a better man, BeeGees ‘staches, and toothache vulnerability. #mustaches #nipslips