The Best Present Crossing the pond, Adam still doesn’t remember what happened in chapter six, Leslie gives up on points, private steamer stop at the plantation, New Orleans gambling, goodnight kisses, Johnny Roulette is super tan, the best quote of this book so far. Adam's Notes Old women with tits out, gambling advice, listen better, cougars sleep in trees, geoducks and their curves, how to treat women, go find a whore, best present is a giant throbbing cock… #GoldEagles #Ki

Don’t say darling or sweetheart Listen better, Adam wants to be more romantic, geoduck culinary preparations, warning bells are the best bells to hear to avoid crispy chest hairs, how to free a breast, slowing down the hardening, don’t say sweetheart or darlin’, J.K. Ro-ling, Adam seeks a new career as a romance novelist, comparing vagina notes. #mustaches #chesthair #geoduck #nipslips

Geoducks Too much singing, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, born and raised on the river, obsessive cruise video watching, the love trope, the Love Boat, calling all the podcasts, still fully clothed, cranking up heat-o-meter to 3.5, holding breath, razor quality in 1895, hooded eyes, fruit and water, Johnny didn’t eat, only two people in the room, listen better, “love me, baby.” #geoduck #singing #futurepodcastideas #fruitandwater

Full Sensual Lips Listen better, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, Johnny didn’t eat, only two people in the room, “love me, baby”, geoducks and tongues down mouths. #lips #geoduck