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Sparkle Alert

We have a visitor who doesn’t stay long, this might be the worst scene in the movie, Adam still doesn’t listen, Edward manhandles Bella for no good reason, Leslie could probably take Adam in a fight.

We give a shout-out to our friend, you may know her her name is Laura, the yeah dawg effect is real, Adam does a crappy job of imagining dating an 18 year old, Leslie discovers she’s a MILF who is open for business.

Adam's Notes

Religion is the cause of and solution to all life’s problems, you gotta vamp around bright eyes, sometimes you gotta say boner alert, 100 year old virgin, sniffing and laying, being barely a hundred, brizzly bear.