In each episode, Leslie teaches her husband how to be a romance hero by describing a single chapter of the bodice-ripper Silken Bondage. Terrace Trash We go deep inside the class wars of dinner vs. supper, always assume Adam’s boxers are dirty, Johnny starts to get jealous, Nan thinks Johnny is an animal, the chapter treads into dark territory that really upsets Leslie, Johnny’s sexual stamina is called into question, rape as a plot device needs to stop, this episode is not o

Seeking Warmth Leslie creates a new word, there are sentences you can go ahead and edit out, Nevada has a nightmare and crawls in bed with Johnny, Adam still struggles with his sound effects, we get more info on Nan’s chest hair obsession, angles of penetration--church style vs. human style, Nevada crawls in bed with Johnny, we find the worst sentence in the entire book, the word buttocks is a trigger word for Adam. Adam's Notes Leslie creates a word (the word is vigual), he’

Introducing Miss Marie Hamilton Miss Annabelle pressures Nevada to drop her first name to sound more lady-like, Nevada’s lady-making tutoring shifts into high gear, Johnny’s hotness sucks all the oxygen out of the air in London, King Cassidy shows Nevada and Miss Annabelle around, Miss Annabelle misses an opportunity to connect, Nevada goes out to gamble with Johnny and Lady Ashley, Lady Ashley is kind of a freak, Johnny wins big at the tables, and Nevada loses the competitio

Pearl Necklace Cha-ching. Leslie introduces morning zoo sound effects and takes the podcast down a dark, distracting road. We crank the heat-o-meter up again. Nevada cranks up her creep-o-meter staring at Johnny on the train, Adam gets waaay too sound effect-happy, new romances bloom in London, Lady Ashley brings Johnny to full attention. Adam's Notes We have sfx, The trouble began in london, listen better, i’ve got an itchy, richard gere eats out judi dench, shit shower shav

Slick & Sliding Satin Heat-o-meter cranks up to 9, we capture Adam’s slow, sexual smile and post it to Snapchat, debating about swelling breasts, kinky chair sex is not as good in reality, the late 80s were very hairy, defining tumescence, Leslie would snug-snug with a tardigrade, grinding is very aggressive, Nevada is turned on by sweat droplets poised on chest hair. Adam's Notes Cooter punch-cooter punch, bashing brains in with high heels, slick slatin slowly slides, chocol

Skins in the Game Cranking the heat-o-meter up to 2, listen better, Bingo daubers, listen better, getting some skins in some games, listen better, ski jump noses, reduced intestine count syndrome, spanning waists, walk with purpose, what’s in Johnny Roulette’s pockets, bulging tension about to explode, lip genders, Yakutsk vacations, adjacent ugliness increasing the hotness… Losing points. #bingo #heatometer #lips