March 31, 2017

Splitting Hairs  

Adam doesn’t want your book recommendations, Miss Annabelle is basically Adam’s grandmother, how we say vase and caramel, fat equals obnoxious and bad, Leslie hates “splitting hairs,” Adam tries to do a Gutterballs cross-over, education in the 180...

March 29, 2017

Johnny, Get Your Brush 

How Adam might be responsible for the high percentage of pregnancies at his high school, introducing Miss Annabelle--the well-mannered spinster, Leslie pities the fool who would tries to mess with her, why J. Catfood is an a-hole, women’s bathing...

March 27, 2017

Cougar Cruise 

Adam quotes Boogie Nights, Nan Ryan traveled into the future to model Johnny Roulette after Adam, Water Always Wins (WAW), women are like hoover vacuums, Nevada’s table manners, hookers vs. whores, dunkin’ biscuits in coffee, Nevada finds her spunk, remin...

March 24, 2017

Silver Slipper 

Pygmalion and Pretty Woman parallels in Silken Bondage, Richard Gere is a nice man, the implausibility of wild horses on Rodanthe, Adam was born and raised on the pond, the Kong of crawfish, introducing Blair Crook, Adam's questionable shopping habits, h...

March 22, 2017

Sack of potatoes 

Adam has points to spare, waiting for Johnny to come back, Nevada gets ready for her night shift, stifling cries with bedding, musk on the pillow, Johnny’s track record on the Gambler, Adam still doesn’t know what went down in chapter six, Grease momen...

March 20, 2017

Money on the nightstand 

Poll results are in, Adam completely forgets what happened in chapter six, the cause of Johnny's tooth ache is revealed, reliable meter sticks of virginity, Leslie works on reading in Johnny's voice, shoving gold eagles down pants.


March 17, 2017

Don’t say darling or sweetheart 

Listen better, Adam wants to be more romantic, geoduck culinary preparations, warning bells are the best bells to hear to avoid crispy chest hairs, how to free a breast, slowing down the hardening, don’t say sweetheart or darlin’, J.K. R...

March 15, 2017


Too much singing, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, born and raised on the river, obsessive cruise video watching, the love trope, the Love Boat, calling all the podcasts, still fully clothed, cranking up heat-o-meter to 3.5, holding bre...

March 13, 2017

Full Sensual Lips 

Listen better, don’t ever stop, no matter what they say, listen better, Johnny didn’t eat, only two people in the room, “love me, baby”, geoducks and tongues down mouths.

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