May 15, 2020

Adam Discovers his Porn Name

Disclaimer: This book has some scandalous themes, we need an intern, 9-year-old Adam wants the dynamite, musicians love 17 year olds, Adam totally remembers Harper Neeley, Adam discovers his porn name, we have a job for Bill Murray.


May 13, 2020


YouTube really put a wrench in Adam’s sound effects game, Adam doesn’t like Anniston Alabama, the Toledo food test market is a dream, we find a Downton Abbey connection, Leslie invents a new line of greeting cards, Adam decides which Uncle Jesse he would be, bi...

May 11, 2020

Who is Janice?

Leslie tries a new intro, we investigate the juice coke and pop loop, Leslie reveals her trick to tell left from right, Penn State is the soda pop divide, Adam misses Nan, Leslie tries to get into the book, Adam still doesn’t know who anyone is—not even J...

May 9, 2020

That's not a Rooster!

Leslie’s learning new Chilean slang, Adam’s meeting invitation is NSFW, we have a clumsy character, we’re still trying to figure out the year, we wander down the cousin path, clumsy girls and horses might not be the best idea, Linda Howard’s writin...

May 7, 2020

Deep in the Thatch

We discuss the pros and cons of marrying a younger woman, Adam’s sex ed lessons continue and he plans his marriage to a 32 year old, bustin’ versus bursting cherries, we’re still talking about this book, we have a thatch, we discover a new genre of ro...

May 6, 2020

Breaking the Hymen

A lot of hymen and 123 High Street talk and Adam is very confused as we talk about various sex things in the inaugural 3rd season episode. We have a plan.

Leslie asks the wrong opening question about 1996. There are many eras to Adam’s college days. We...

August 24, 2018


We have a very special guest who can answer all of Adam’s questions about biology, we get some insights about another Nan Ryan book and discover some sexual similarities, we explore two possible titles for season 3, clit alerts on the first page are a good sign...

August 22, 2018

The End

Adam’s boing needs viagra, teenagers watch house hunters, we have a Pointer Sisters moment which segues into a depressing sidebar about the expansion of the Universe, Bella is really dumb in the book, Adam keeps trying to make Broi happen, Mickey Mouse voice man...

August 20, 2018


Trigger alert: if you suffer from misophonia, skip the first minute of this episode. We start off with a beet tangent, Leslie shares her vampire strategy, Bella teaches us what not to do with a puncture wound, shock overpowers what you know, we speculate about how...

July 30, 2018